Bratok wrote:
:       Muzhik, (ili kto ti tam?) nu ti daesh!

        I didn't get this "ili kto ti tam?" part. Can you elaborate on this? :)

: Ti kogda film-to poslednj raz smotrel, vchera?
        Well, at least four years ago...

: Ja ego sam nezhno lublu: i Iskru pomnu i kak Sharapov
: 'Murku' lobal i Kossselka no chtob futbolnie komandi (da eshe i Moskovskie)
: izvini.

        With those football teams I cheated: I used Shinkarev's book on mit'ki.
        What city are you from?

:A voobshe spasibo tebe bratok--ottjanulsja v polnij rost (ja-b tebja
: onjal durilku kartonnuju, no zhivu daleko), vot tolko
: pobolshe bi ich, quizov toest.  Btw, is there a curve on these?

        No, there ain't no curve 'cos I ain't not foolin' around!
        Here is a small quiz especially for you:
                WHAT DOES THE WIFE GIVE TO SHINKAREV FOR DINNER:
                a) khleb
                b) sukhar'
                c) polusukhar'
                d) kreplenoye vino
                e) denaturat "Na zakate dnya"

        Not to get you too curious over this. The right answer is c.

:                                               Tak derzhat!

        The right phrase here would have been "Stoyat'!"

        - D.D